Spirituality
101: Dental Health Insurance Quote
Joey Marquez is a notorious
salsa dancer. He has two left feet for dancing. Unfortunately
for the ladies at El Vivo bar, Joey thinks he's a lady killer
with his offbeat salsa groove.
Joey did kill women
-- with a major turn off. But he didn't seem to notice it until
a sign from heaven came. He was dancing a bit too violently one
night when he felt a searing pain in his gums. It was so bad,
he held on to the breasts of his unwilling partner for support.
Needless to say, he got another pain from the slap on his cheek.
Beaten by the pain,
he went home, took an ice pack and put it on his cheeks. He slumped
morosely on the couch and on the TV after awhile. The only channel
available was the gospel channel.
The TV minister was
talking animatedly to his congregation.
"God knows everything
you need before you even ask for it... If you've got some bad
aching gums, someone is going to tell you to pick up the phone
and ask for a dental health insurance quote. That someone
is also going to tell you to go on-line and and ask for a dental
health insurance quote if the phone doesn't work. So if you're
aching, go get a dental health insurance quote. I repeat: dental
health insurance quote."
"dental health
insurance quote," the congregation replied.
Joey fell off his seat.
Indeed, how could God have known he needed dental health insurance
quote? How did he ask the minister to talk about dental health
insurance quote for his inspirational talk? Joey was soooo astounded
by the synchronicity of dental health insurance quote in his inner
realms and outer spaces, he actually picked up the phone and asked
for a dental health insurance quote right away. But it took him
sometime to figure out he was actually talking to the operator
of AT&T, not a dental health insurance quote company.
Thankfully and thank God, Joey has an Internet connection at home
and he subsequently got a dental health insurance quote from us
here at Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com.
Giving dental health insurance quotes is something we do notoriously
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