Freeloading
Personal Dental Plans
Grace
Petersen found herself out of job and out of luck one day after
quarreling with her supervisor. She spent months freeloading on
her friends.
She
didn't really like to apply for a job since as long her friends
were helping her out. Just then an ad popped out for personal
dental plan agents. It promised plenty of bucks – 50%
commission on the first year of a personal dental plan
– and the chance to work at her own pace, without any supervisor
breathing down her neck.
Now
that's the job I like, she thought. And she clicked on the ad
to become a certified personal dental plan agent.
Of
course, Grace's first prospects for personal dental plans were
her suffering friends. One of them was Jack Panders.
It
was a Friday when Bud opened the door to Grace's incessant knocking.
(Friday was Bud's day for freeloading.) He didn't look too happy
to see her.
"So,
did you come to take advantage of my kindness to use the television
or did you come to spend some quality time with your gay friend
who goes by the name of Jack Panders?"
With
the thought of selling a personal dental plan at the back of her
mind, Grace raised her eyebrows and smiled a (fake) wide smile.
"Yes?"
"Oh,
come in and give me a hug."
A little
after that, Jack yelled.
"You,
you beyatch! You came in here just to sell me a personal dental
plan?!"
"Well,
Jack, I just thought you still don't have a personal dental plan.
You need a personal dental plan, you know, if you want to hook
up with the good looking guys."
Jack
narrowed his eyes at Grace.
"And
what makes you think I don't have a personal dental plan yet?
I have one great personal dental plan from Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com.
Yours is ba-humbug."
Grace
stood up from the couch put her hands on her hips. "And what
makes you say that?"
Jack
stood up. "Because I know you don't have any personal dental
plan. So out, out beyatch."
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