The
Devil Wants A Medical Dental Plan
Howard Corteen makes
a living as an exorcist – casting demons out of people who
are possessed, or think they are (it's the latter for the most
part).
He goes to work wearing
a black trench coat and with his suitcase full of paraphernalia
– a wooden cross, a bottle of holy water and some guns custom-made
for blasting demons. Successful for the most part, one day Howard
was on the verge of ruining his reputation as a very good exorcist
when a devil wouldn't be forced outside the body of 20 year old
Laliita.
Slightly bruised and
very tired, Howard rested across the bed where Laliita was tied
up. Lighting his red Marlboro, Howard struck up a conversation
with the devil.
"You S-O-B. Why
won't you leave her alone?"
"Not in a million
years, priest."
"I'm not a priest,
you devil. I'm Howard Corteen, exorcist."
"Har Har Har.
No wonder."
"And what do you
mean by that?"
"Don't you ever
talk to other devils when you go to hell? They love you for your
sulfuric breath"
Howard reflected his
breath with his palm and tried to smell it. He cringed.
The devil continued,
"They think you're one of them. You should get a medical
dental plan. This chick sells them medical dental plans.
Har Har Har."
"And since when
did you become an agent for medical dental plans?"
"Har har har.
I'm not a medical dental plan agent, priest. I'm just a devil
who doesn't like bad breath. That's why I got this chick, so I
can get a medical dental plan. And I'm not getting out until you
get both of us medical dental plans."
At that point, Howard
realized that he can't argue with a devil who tells the truth.
He does need a medical dental plan. And so he got out his laptop,
got on-line, and enrolled himself and the devil in a medical dental
plan from Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com.
.
Howard then arranged
for a dental home visit with the medical dental plans. Eight dentists
later (the first seven fainted at the sight of the devil), Howard
finally got the demon out. Thanks to Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com's
medical dental plans.
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