Oprah
Talks About A Low Cost Dental Health Insurance Plan
Oprah Winfrey was seething
with anger. Tom Cruise had just jumped up and down on her special
ultra-expensive sofa made out of peacock feathers and ostrich
by-products. This would take a whole lot of money to fix and Tom
shouldn’t have behaved the way he did. Oprah decided to
avenge herself by humiliating Tom on her show, “Tom, I’ve
heard that you have recently bought a low cost dental health
insurance plan, is that true?” Oprah asked.
That hit Tom hard! How the hell did Oprah come to know that Tom
had purchased a low cost dental health insurance plan!
Maybe Katie Holmes had opened her big fat mouth, Tom wondered.
Oprah had just devalued Tom in the eyes of his audience. Tom was
hurt.
“Oh, not only that, I’ve also heard that your dentist
called you “The Guy With The Smelly Saliva” minutes
after you used your low cost dental health insurance plan? Is
that true?” Oprah continued her emotionally abusive, morally
degrading mind game.
Tom was feeling belittled and guilty because he had bought a low
cost dental health insurance plan when he could have afforded
a rich, expensive dental plan.
“Can you show the audience here what an low cost dental
health insurance plan card looks like? And tell them how you went
about buying a steeply discounted low cost dental health insurance
plan?” Oprah barked into Tom’s direction, her eyes
flashing an evil glint.
Tom broke down. He sobbed uncontrollably. His feelings were dismissed,
he was being told to perform a humiliating task, and Oprah was
ripping his self-worth and dignity apart. Tom now knew it was
not Katie, but his big-mouthed insurance broker who would have
spilled the beans about his buying a low cost dental health insurance
plan! Tom decided that: (i) next time onwards he would always
buy a low cost dental health insurance plan online, and (2)
he wouldn’t invite Oprah to his wedding.
The moral of this story is that you shouldn’t buy a low
cost dental health insurance plan from big-mouthed insurance brokers.
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