Britney
Spears’ Ex-Husband Feels Nostalgic About Their Individual
Health And Dental Plan
“I
remember the day when Britney sat on my lap and together we bought
an individual health and dental plan each from a super
website, www.cheap-dental-insurance.com.”
Jason Alexander sobbed on the shoulder of the CNN’s talk
show host, Larry King.
“I’m sure that must have been a sunrise romantic moment
in your life. Even my 4th wife sat on my lap and together we bought
an individual health and dental plan from the same site.
Talk about coincidences. But, that woman broke my thighbones –
she was that heavy – and that led to our split. What about
Britney, did she break any of your thighbones or femur, by any
chance, and if she did, did it lead to your split?
“Thighbones, Larry, you are joking, my friend,” Jason
continued to sob and dribble violently, “Britney was decked
up in leather bondage fashion and just after we bought our individual
health and dental plans, she grabbed me by my elastic mini thong
and proceeded to whip me non-stop for 54 hours! Her bodyguards
held me when she was doing this! Waaah!”
“Really, Jason! That is news to me! What happened next?
Did you admit yourself in a hospital and take full advantage of
your spanking new individual health and dental plan?”
“No, I couldn’t take advantage of my beautiful individual
health and dental plan, Larry, as I had just bought it. I had
to pay for the hospitalization costs! Waaah! And then after beating
me up mercilessly, Britney divorced me immediately. She broke
me physically and mentally, Larry!”
“I sympathize fully with you, Jason. I remember the time
my 5th wife plugged in loads of starch in my tighty-tights because
she wanted something upright in my life. That mischievous woman
addicted me to starch after that, Jason. Jason, will you marry
me?” Larry asked
“Eh! What? Marry you! Aaahhh!” Jason Alexander passed
out. It was too much for Jason to take. But at least his individual
health and dental plan would take care of him because its waiting
period was over.
The moral of this story is that every individual health and dental
plan has a waiting period and that teaches you to be patient.
If you haven’t yet bought an individual health and dental
plan and if you want to learn patience, then are you looking for
one? Y’know, our site is networked with the best online
individual health and dental companies and when you deal with
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Go ahead; take an individual health and dental plan from us; we
won’t ditch you in 55 hours!
