How
Bart Got Individual Dental Coverage
Bart Musket was sitting
at his computer typing an e-mail when Cookie, his cat, jumped
from his lap to the keyboard. He was startled to see that the
cat was typing the words individual dental coverage as
its paws shifted from key to key.
"I was shocked,"
and the cat began "to make it even weirder, I've been thinking
about getting individual dental coverage online but i haven't
really had the time."
Bart took the odd feline
behavior as a hint from the universe to get a quote for individual
dental coverage right away. No reason to delay getting individual
dental coverage. Bart, after all, has been trying to figure out
how he can increase his attractiveness quotient since the first
time he saw Lara, his next-door neighbor. Lara just smiles benignly
at him when they meet each other on the hallway and never really
followed on his attempts at conversation.
Bart thought it was
his clothes that were the turn-off. Well, they are. But looking
at himself at the mirror, Bart figured he should do something
about his teeth first. They were too yellow.
"My teeth have
taken on a symbolic meaning to me. If they are white, then I am
attractive. If they're too yellow, then I need help from an individual
dental coverage. But getting an individual dental coverage has
always been at the back of my mind because I work two jobs."
But ever since "Cookie
the cat" unexpectedly typed in individual dental coverage,
getting an individual dental coverage from Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com
has surfaced to the front of Bart's mind. It even took Bart less
than ten minutes, after Cookie's paws typed individual dental
coverage, to sign up for an individual dental coverage plan with
us.
We
understand Bart's reaction perfectly. It's weird enough that
his cat typed in individual dental coverage. He really does
not want the cat to type in individual dental coverage again.
Otherwise he'd really freak out and might not be in the right
mind to ask Lara out on a date.
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