We
Do Not Exhort You To Buy A Family Dental Discount Plan
The
meeting of the Mafia Dons was in progress. Don Tattaglia spoke,
“My friends, I feel the time has come to start a racket
in selling family dental discount plans.”
All the Dons froze in the room. The idea of Mafia Dons starting
a racket in family dental discount plans seemed so wild
to them. After a few minutes of silence the dons began warming
up to the idea.
There was only one Don who didn’t like the idea –
he was Don Corleone, “You should act like a man, Don Tattaglia.
Selling family dental discount plans seems like a job for Hollywood
finnochios. I think we should stay put with our original business
of selling health insurance policies.” Don Corleone said.
“Don Corleone, the world is changing. There are millions
of families out there in America. If we apply pressure on them
they will buy a family dental discount plan each. Think about
it. Millions of bucks, it’s a good racket!” Don Tattaglia
shot back.
“I’m sorry Don Tattaglia, I do not want that every
family in America to be forced to buy a family dental discount
plan. You do not have my assistance.” Don Corleone mumbled
calmly.
The room fell silent. All the Dons were dejected – now they
couldn’t sell family dental discount plans! Just then, Don
Robert DeNiro got up. He had a baseball bat in his hand. He walked
over to Don Corleone and whacked him on the head many times with
the baseball bat.
“Somebody messes with my new family dental discount plan
business, I'm gonna mess with him! I got this #$%^ Don Corleone
right where he breathes! I got this nancy-boy Don Corleone, DEAD!
Now I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!
Anyone else has a problem with us selling these #$%^ing family
dental discount plans?” Don Robert DeNiro screamed waving
his baseball bat around.
No one had any objections and a resolution was passed authorizing
each Don to sell family dental discount plans in his territory.
The moral of this story is that you should not be exhorted into
buying a family dental discount plan. Instead, buy your family
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