Harping A Dental Health Insurance Company
May Anne Peters is
one of those few people who are not shy about flaunting herself.
With a face that looks
like a cross between Eva Longoria and Angelina Jolie (go figure
how she actually looks), Mark Walters, her neighbor, understands
her tendency to brag and be bitchy.
Mark wonders if he
could ever get to her. He's been trying to ask her out and always,
it's been a rebuff.
It went on like that
for so long, Mark thought he's better off turning Mary Anne into
a client for the dental health insurance company he works
for. And so he went to work on this goal of turning Mary Anne
into a client for his dental health insurance company.
Mark knocked on her
door one evening. Mark dived right away when she opened the door.
Mark: Listen, I'm not
going to ask you out on a date ok? I came for business. You know
that I work for a dental health insurance company, right?
Mary Anne, who was
in her transclucent bathrobe, narrowed her eyes at her persistent
suitor.
Mary Anne: No... You
must be kidding. You're actually selling me some plan from a dental
health insurance company... Hmm... <a little seductively>
Do you wanna come in and talk to me about your dental health insurance
company?
Mark was feeling a
hot flash inside, but he ignored it and proceeded to tell Mary
Anne about Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com
and our dental health insurance company plans. It turns out that
Mary has been on the prowl for a dental health insurance company
for months now.
We would've loved to
say that Mark got Mary Anne to date him after harping on how good
a dental health insurance company we are, but that would've been
a stretch. As a dental health insurance company, we're only allowed
to tell it as it is. And the truth is that Mary Anne got the best
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