Compare
Dental Insurance Jab
Maggie Oodles
just loves to compare.
Friends call
her tactless, but Maggie calls herself honest. At a party one
night, she and her friends were glad to see an Lucy Luz, an old
friend who had disappeared from their circuit for a long time.
When they
standing over at the buffet table to get their food, Maggie noticed
something different about Lucy. Maggie waited until they were
both finished with their food before she began drilling.
Over
wine, Maggie singled out Lucy.
Maggie: There's
really something different about you.
Lucy:
<raising her eyebrows> There's nothing much to it. I just
compare dental insurance plans and then got myself a cheap
dental insurance plan.
Maggie: Is
that what you do now? Compare dental insurance plans?
Lucy had to
laugh at Maggie's infinite curiosity. But Maggie wasn't giving
up just yet.
Maggie: Well,
do you compare dental insurance plans for a living now?
Lucy: No,
silly. I meant that I got a cheap dental insurance plan from Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com.
Maggie: <narrowing
her eyes> You compare dental insurance plans and got yourself
a plan? So, what work did you get on your teeth?
Lucy: A bit
of cleaning here and there. Straightened my teeth, too. Did you
ever compare dental insurance plans, Maggie? I know you're so
fond of comparing.
Maggie: Oh,
no. I don't compare dental insurance plans. I just compare brand
A from brand B. I compare people, too. And I must say, you look
pretty NOW. That's a very smart thing you did to compare dental
insurance plans.
Lucy felt
like a BEFORE and AFTER model for a compare dental insurance plan
commercial. But she was quick on the draw.
Lucy: And
I must say, Maggie, that you should compare dental insurance plans.
You've got such terrible teeth. To compare dental insuranceplans
would be good for you.
Maggie felt
the jab in Lucy's words. She found the time to compare dental
insurance plans the very next day.
Three
dental plans available
Smile, America is saving money!
