A
Careington Dental Plan
Is Neither Shaken, Nor Stirred
Daniel
Craig, the new James Bond, had some good news, he had some bad
news, and he had the worst news. The good news was that he had
bought a cool Careington Dental Plan from www.Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com
a few weeks back. The bad news was that the producers of the James
Bond franchise wanted him to do a full frontal nude scene in the
next Bond flick and Daniel did not want Oprah Winfrey and Jay
Leno to see the mole on his posterior and start a rabid discussion
about it. The worst news was that the Bond producers had asked
him to start practicing for the nude scene immediately.
It was a despondent Daniel Craig who settled himself on the dentist’s
chair – he had come for a free check up because of his swell
Careington Dental Plan.
“Doc, I know I should be happy and smiling because of my
super Careington Dental Plan, but actually I’m sad I have
to do a full frontal nude scene in my new Bond movie.” Daniel
complained to the doctor.
“That’s okay, my son, but if you catch something when
you’re doing that nude scene, don’t come to me with
your Careington Dental Plan and expect free treatment! Ha, ha.”
“Doc, you don’t know how serious it is: Those idiots
have informed me that I have to take off all my clothes on top
of a speeding train in Siberia and here we are discussing trivial
issues such as a Careington Dental Plan. I have to start practicing
immediately, Doc, can you please turn up the air-conditioner at
full blast?”
As soon as the doctor turned to pump up the A/C, Daniel started
whistling the James Bond tune and he grabbed the tube wired to
the laughing gas cylinder. He opened the valve at full speed and
soon the room was cold and full of laughing gas and it started
resembling Siberian conditions. Daniel took out all his clothes
and pranced around nude in the dental chamber. Everyone, including
Daniel, was laughing hard because of the laughing gas in the room.
Everyone decided to have a party and no one bothered to discuss
a Careington Dental Plan after that.
The moral of this story is that a Careington Dental Plan does
not give you a license to party in the buff. However, if you want
to buy a Careington Dental Plan and run around naked here and
there, then come to us. Y’know, we can give you the best
possible Careington Dental Plan in the shortest time. Go ahead;
take a Careington Dental Plan from us; but behave yourself after
that!
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dental plans available
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