Jennifer
Lopez Guzzles Cooking Oil And Buys An Individual Dental Insurance
Plan In Order To Conceive (Children)
The Insurance Racketeer,
USA
Tom Cruise –
the high priest of the Church of Scientology – has advised
Jennifer Lopez to consume raw cooking oil and buy an individual
dental insurance plan, if she wants to conceive (human children).
According to unconfirmed sources, Tom Cruise has prescribed the
following diet for Jennifer Lopez:
Clarified Oil: Two tablespoons in the morning – this will
ensure that Jennifer’s baby has a logical and clarified
mind.
Coconut Oil: Three
tablespoons in the noon – this will ensure that Jennifer’s
baby has a strong outer shell.
Olive Oil: Three tablespoons
in the evening – this will ensure that Jennifer’s
baby is “O so live” when she comes out of the womb.
Peanut Oil: Four tablespoons
in the evening – this will ensure that Jennifer’s
baby pees properly and his/her “nuts” are in good
shape.
Rapeseed Oil:
This is the most important oil, as it will plant the baby’s
seed into Jennifer’s body. Three tablespoons every midnight
thrust rapidly.
Reports say that Tom has also advised Jennifer to buy an individual
dental insurance plan just in case all this raw oil consumption
yellows her pearly teeth.
Rumors say that Tom has also told Jennifer that not only she will
conceive a baby after consuming these oils, she will start looking
like a beautiful pyramid after she follows his instructions.
– Rioters News
Agency
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