The
World’s Gonna End: Buy Dental Health Insurance Now!
President George Bush
chewed on his cigar. The world was gonna end and all Americans
needed to buy a dental health plan right way because they
were gonna die eating.
God, Bush thought, he was doing whatever was in his power to protect
Americans. Now, he had to protect them from overeating and getting
their teeth spoiled rotten by passing a bill making them compulsorily
buy a dental health plan. Bush summoned Condoleeza Rice.
“Condi, I want you to table a bill in the house making it
compulsory for all Americans to buy a dental health plan. Second,
call Gates in, I want to start bombing America’s farms.”
Bush ordered.
“Prez! I can understand the dental health plan bit. But
why do you want to attack our own farms!” Condi was alarmed
now.
“Condi, listen, our scientist blokes have planted genetically
modified crops all over the country. These crops are disease-,
environment- and pollution-resistant. They can grow everywhere
on their own. Plus they have a hyperactive libido; they are proliferating
on their own! In 2 years we will have so much food that Americans
will have to start overeating and that will spoil their teeth.
That is my logic for making it compulsory for every American to
buy a dental health plan. Now, get Gates in, we need to bomb our
farms.” Bush explained patiently.
“That’s a great idea, Prez! You think we should bomb
India too on the side? After all, they are importing nuclear fuel
from us.” Condi contributed.
“Excellent plan! Let’s do all the three together together:
dental health plan, farm bombing, India bombing. Now get Gates
in.” Bush happily chirped.
The moral of this story is that genetically modified crops are
not gonna spoil your teeth, but politicians surely will; unless
you buy a dental health plan. Why don’t you buy your
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