Dental
Insurance Quote Is No Illusion
“Ms Britney Spears,
the tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait
so long to begin it. And you can begin life by safeguarding your
teeth and you can safeguard your teeth by at least taking a nice
dental insurance quote from me.” The dental insurance
broker said to Britney Spears – he was trying to sell a
dental insurance policy to her.
“(Bawling) Goshy! I haven’t started living my life
yet because I haven’t taken a dental insurance quote
yet! Waaaah! I feel like crying at all the things I’ve missed
out on!” Britney cried in despair and frustration.
“Britney, you must know that it is the duty of every dental
insurance broker to refrain from hurting others, and comforting
those who are sad. Especially those who haven’t taken a
dental insurance quote yet.” The insurance man was talking
smooth now.
“(Sobbing) Your words are so moving, Mr. Insurance man!
Waaah, Ooogh, Uuk! Tell me how can I take a dental insurance quote
and start living it up?” Britney asked the insurance broker
resting her head on his shoulders.
The insurance guy held Britney’s hand and comforted her,
“Britney, they who shall sow in tears shall reap in joy.
Just take a dental insurance quote from me and I will be your
guardian forever. I can bestow all the love in the world upon
you Britney, but you must remember that though love can be magic;
magic can turn out to be an illusion. And I don’t want to
keep you under any illusion Britney.” The insurance man
spoke frankly.
“(Sobbing) Mr. Insurance man, you talk so nice! Right now,
you are the only man whom I will allow to give me a dental insurance
quote and take advantage of me,” Britney sobbingly said.
We don’t know what happened after that but we’ve heard
that insurance broker gave 5 different dental insurance quotes
to Britney. But that idiot didn’t sell her a policy –
he could have sold her 10 dental policies if he wanted. Ha, ha,
what an idiot!
The moral of this story is that if you take a dental insurance
quote from an insurance broker, he may take advantage of you.
Guys, if you’re looking for a dental insurance quote, why
don’t you take it from us, www.Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com?
Y’know, we can give you the best possible dental insurance
quote because we are networked with the best dental insurance
companies in the business. Go ahead; take a dental insurance quote
from us; it’s no illusion!
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