Avenging
with a Dental Care Plan
Kylie Monogue was devastated
when she read the email from her boyfriend Olivier.
Olivier, who was vacationing
in Greece, was breaking up with her. The message was too rude
for her to read.
"I thought i should
break this off before you breath gets any worse than it is now.
Don't bother calling me when you think I've come back from my
vacation. I won't be calling you either. Get some dental care
plan, it'll be good for you.
Love,
Olivier
PS don't forget to
tell your dentist about your bad breath and your too yellow teeth
when you already have a dental care plan."
Kylie cried for months
after the email, mostly because she understands Olivier. But she
eventually picked up the pieces and got herself a very good dental
care plan from Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com.
She also overhauled her wardrobe and exchanged tacky long sleeved
shirts for halter tops with plunging necklines.
It didn't take long
before the universe cooked up a conspiracy.
Kylie was waiting for
her turn at the dentist's chair with her dental care plan card.
She was fumbling with her dental care plan card when the dental
care plan card fell on the floor. She was about to pick up the
dental care plan card when a heavily veined hand picked up the
dental care plan card first. She thought it looked familiar. She
almost jumped from her seat when she saw who gave her back her
dental care plan card. It was Oliver – he was just as shocked
to see her.
Oliver stared at her
face before his stared moved to her blouse's plunging neckline.
He heavily breathed her name, "Kylie..."
Kylie felt her face
flush. She wanted to hit Oliver with her dental care plan card
but she restrained herself.
She finally found her
voice. "So, what brings you here Oliver? Did you bring your
dental care plan with you? I got my dental care plan soon after
you emailed me."
Oliver's stare was
moving back and forth from her face to her curves...Revenge is
on the way.
Three
dental plans available
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