How
To Get Child Dental Health In a Quickies
Sam Colby's son Daniel
was already on his fifth trip to the dentist when Sam decided
that he didn't anymore want to pay the dentist, even if it cost
his child's dental health.
He wanted to get a
dentist to work on his child's dental health for free. Of course,
being the cheapskate businessman that he is, he went about looking
for a child dental health plan that wouldn't ask him to
pay any premium. His fevered search for a free child dental
health plan dragged on for months, he didn't notice that Daniel
was already beginning to lose his baby teeth, although he does
see him move his teeth with his tongue. (We won't tell you that
Sam is a clueless father.)
It was Angie, Sam's
wife, who put her foot down on their child's dental health.
Sam was reading himself
to sleep when he felt a warm breath trail from his neck up to
his left ear. He couldn't contain his excitement.
"Honey..."
Angie stuck her tongue
to his ear and licked it. Then she let out a crooning conversation.
"I'm not going
to go on until you promise you'll always have our child's dental
health in mind. That you will stop searching for a free child
dental health plan, and that you're going to pay for the best
child dental health plan for Daniel."
Sam could barely move,
but not because he wanted to protest about paying for Daniel's
child dental health plan.
"ohhh.... okay...
hun..."
Angie traced Sam's
lips with her index finger ..."And one more thing... I found
a great child dental health plan at Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com."
Needless to say, the
pleasurable marital battle that ensued was all for the best for
Daniel. The morning after that fight, Sam immediate got a quote
from us and paid for Daniel's child dental health.
As for Angie, we just
bet she's smiling for reasons aside from Daniel's child dental
health plan.
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