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In A World Gone Violent
“Hey, Mel Gibson,
first of all I hope and trust you have bought yourself an individual
dental insurance plan. Second of all, look at this cool pinky
balloon and teddy bear I’ve brought for you. See, I just
released the balloon and now it’s floating in the air. Now,
Mel, imagine the balloon is a Jew and do something about it, go
for it!” OJ told his best pal Mel.
Mel looked at the balloon and flew into a rage. He kicked it and
punched it for 5 whole minutes. OJ looked on with an evil grin
playing on his face. Then, suddenly, Mel pricked the balloon and
the balloon exploded into Mel’s face and he started laughing
like a crazed idiot.
“Ha, ha, ha, Mel, I filled laughing gas into the balloon
which has gone into your mouth! That’s why I asked you if
you had bought an individual dental insurance plan! Ha,
ha, ha!” OJ was hysterical too as some of the laughing gas
had entered his nose and his mouth.
After laughing for 5 hours non-stop, Mel offered a drink to OJ.
As soon as OJ finished his drink, his eyes bulged, his nose dripped
saliva and his mouth oozed goobers. That was because Mel had mixed
ammonium nitrate in OJ’s drink and the ammonium nitrate
had exploded in OJ’s dental orifice.
“Ha, ha, ha, look who needs an individual dental insurance
plan now! It’s my turn to watch you and have some fun now.
Boy, this individual dental insurance plan is sure hot on my charts!”
A sadistic Mel watched OJ as he writhed on the ground begging
for succor.
Writhing on the ground OJ pressed the red button of the detonator
in his pocket and the Teddy Bear, which he had presented to Mel
Gibson, exploded because OJ had stuffed in a C-4 plastic explosive
inside. Both men passed out and had to be taken to the hospital.
Both didn’t use their individual dental insurance plans
because their treatment was administered by a Surgeon, not a dentist.
The moral of this story is that you can use your individual dental
insurance plan only while visiting your dentist.
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