How
Michelle Knew of Individual Dental Plans
Michelle Arcenal was
typing a marketing plan when she heard a popping sound inside
her mouth and felt something stuck in her bubble gum.
She took out the gum
with a tissue and was surprised to see a dehydrated, chipped part
of her molar stuck in it.
"Hello, teeth.
I've been waiting for you to come out."
Michelle was quite
relieved when she said it. Just then, she heard a faint noise
as if replying to her. She looked around to see who it was. The
voice became louder after awhile.
"I'm on
the tissue, lady. Are you deaf?! I was just telling you to get
individual dental plans, now!"
Michelle stared at
the tissue and sat frozen in her seat. It took some time before
she found her voice.
"What did you
say about individual dental plans?"
The malnourished piece
of teeth was writhing in the gum.
"There's still
a big chunk of me buried there in your gums. You should take out
the rest of me with individual dental plans. Don't try getting
me out with chewing gum. It freaking hurts. So, do you have individual
dental plans around here?"
Michelle blinked twice
and looked around to see if anyone was watching.
"Don't have
individual dental plans here. This company doesn't offer it."
"You dumb, lady?
Didn't you ever know that you can get individual dental plans
even if your freaking employer doesn't give it? Try checking on
individual dental plans at Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com."
Michelle was on the
verge of her final straw when she narrowed her eyes at the chipped
teeth. "Well, how was I supposed to know I can get individual
dental plans by myself? I don't gossip --. Hey, I can't even talk
to teeth!"
"You gotta practice
lady. You gotta practice. Well, now that you know that bit about
individual dental plans, what are you going to do about it? Stare
at me the whole day?"
Michelle snapped. She
threw the still writhing piece of teeth inside the trash can and
looked down at the heap.
"I'm going to
take out the rest of you - with one of the individual dental plans
I'm going to get from now on."
And Michelle did get
a whole bunch of individual dental plans from us.

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