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Individual Dental Insurance
Kevin
Federlyn was munching on the last of his Cheetos when he felt
the searing pain again on the left side of his gum, at a place
where a wisdom tooth should be growing.
"Ouch,"
Kevin screamed. Just then, the last bit fell from his hand to
the gaping mouth of his dog Britney.
Kevin
groaned, grabbed Britney's head and shook it so hard the dog cried.
On other
days, Kevin would've been playing Britney and stroked her belly.
But with gum pain striking him at odd moments, Kevin can't help
but be cranky. Even his girlfriend Cristina is staying away from
him.
"Go
get yourself some individual dental insurance before you
even think about calling me again," Christina told Kevin
just before she stormed out of his place.
Kevin
is onto a second trip to childhood – he's teething again
- and he's throwing tantrums too.
Now Kevin
remembers what Christina said about individual dental insurance:
he really should get individual dental insurance, and fast, before
his dog avoids him too.
With no
Internet connection at home to help him find information on individual
dental insurance, Kevin picked up the phone to call Christina
to ask for her help on individual dental insurance. (We know Kevin
also wanted to piss his girlfriend by calling before getting himself
individual dental insurance.)
Kevin
braced himself when Christina picked up the phone.
"Hey,
honey, could you help me get an individual dental insurance?"
"You.
Have. Some. Nerve. I thought I told you not to call until you
got an individual dental insurance? Didn't I tell you about Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com
and its individual dental insurance plans?"
The pain
shot again. Kevin struggled to make his words clear.
"Yah-aww,
you told me to get some individual dental insurance and all that.
But I don't have intarrr-net connnection heere. Can't do mu –
ouch without it."
Lucky
for Kevin, Christina heard Britney's barking cries in the background
and thought of saving the mutt from misery.
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dental plans available
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