Hugh's
Family Dental Plans Woe
Hugh
Julsees sells family dental plans for us. He doesn't really
care much for family reunions. But ever since getting married,
he's found himself being forced to attend them – or else
he'd be deprived of a wife for the night.
Tonight
is another reunion night. It's the birthday celebration of the
grandson of his father-in-law's second degree cousin on his mother's
side.
Hugh
was at the table with Adrastos, his father-in-law, and some septuagenarian
uncles-in-law. They were wolfing down zuchinnis with red wine.
Hugh
was sipping his second wine goblet when Adrastos tapped him in
the back. "So, Hu-wes, when are you giving me a grandson?"
Hugh almost spewed out the wine in his mouth. "I don't know,
Dad. We're too young for that. But we already have family dental
plans."
Adrastos
and the uncles fell silent when they heard Hugh. They stared at
him for the longest time and then let out a hearty laugh. "Hu-wes,
Hu-wes, Huwes. You wanna see your son when you are already my
age? And you said you already have family dental plans? You are
funny."
Hugh
drank the rest of his wine in one gulp and sulked in his chair
for the rest of the evening. He asked himself why it was wrong
to get some family dental plans ahead of raising children.
At
bed time, he talked to his wife.
"Honey,
did I do wrong in getting family dental plans before you even
got pregnant?"
"No,
honey. I think you made the right decision for getting those family
dental plans from Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com
ahead of any kids. "
Hugh
frowned. "But your father thinks I'm silly for getting family
dental plans ahead of kids. I thought I was being smart for getting
those family dental plans."
Hugh's
wife rested her head on Hugh's chest. "Uhmmm... If you want,
we can make a baby now so those family dental plans make sense
to him."
Nine
months from now, Hugh's family dental plans will make sense.

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