Chuckling The Tyke with a Family Dental Plan
Dan
Affroyd couldn't figure out his son's odd behavior. Now eight
months old, the little tyke has swung 180 degrees, from being
a quiet little angel to a chin-biting vampire.
Dan
was about to give up – but his wife Nancy wouldn't let him
off the hook. "He's your son." He deliberately repeats
the words in his mind whenever he awoke in the middle of the night
to soothe his cries.
One
night, Dan couldn't stand it any longer. His chin almost bled
when he was bit too hard. "Ouch. Honey! Get him off me!"
Nancy
rushed from their bedroom to the nursery to see son and dad struggle
– son was biting at the dad's chin while dad was restraining
his son's chin. It was a good thing that Megan, Dan's mother-in-law,
was there for the night and rescued Dan just in time.
"Oh
you poor, thing," Megan said as she held the crybaby and
inspected his mouth.
[After
a while.] "Dan, do you have a family dental plan?
I think the baby's teething." Dan was still stroking his
chin. "No, Megan. We don't have a family dental plan
yet."
"Will
you wait 'til your chin gets completely bitten off before you
get a family dental plan?" Dan felt his smoke gush out of
his ears. "Don't worry about it. I'm getting a family dental
plan tomorrow." Just then, Dan saw his son chuckle.
"Yes,
you little devil. I'm getting us a family dental plan tomorrow
so you won't bite my chin anymore."
He
saw his son chuckle again with the mention of family dental plan.
Dan
was teary eyed when he saw this. He took the baby from Megan and
cradled him. "So you want to get a family dental plan, huh?
Okay, I'm getting us a family dental plan right about now."
Dan
walked with his son to his computer. Typing in 'family dental
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