Family
Dental Insurance
Geda Addams is a 16-year
old high school junior who covers her mouth whenever she walked
in corridors. She also stretches her philtrum (or the area between
the nose and mouth with two vertical lines) whenever she talks.
All things considered,
she was the epitome of "weird" in its purest form. But
something changed one day.
She began walking in
corridors heads up and smiling at anything and anyone, looking
like a model for a family dental insurance ad. In classes,
she had that puppy-eyed smile plastered on her face. Her changes
were so drastic, it alarmed even her teachers.
David Weir, her history
teacher, made her stay in the room after class.
"Miss Addams,"
David began," are you... all right?..."
Geda smiled that family
dental insurance smile again. "I'm all right."
David looked unconvinced.
"Are you sure? You're not on drugs or anything?"
Geda's family dental
insurance smile faded suddenly. She was indignant.
"Of course not.
How could you ask? Aren't you glad my family dental insurance
from Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com
is working?"
"Ms. Addams, am
I supposed to believe your family dental insurance is the cause
for your even more odd behavior these days?"
Geda plastered her
family dental insurance smile again. She went on to explain that
her behavior came to be when her front teeth got badly chipped
from tripping over a banana peeling when she was still seven.
She began smiling again after her elder sister Margaux, the banana
peel culprit, got a family dental insurance to cover the cost
of Geda's dental cap and their father's bridge work (his front
teeth all fell off when he also tripped on his daughter's banana
peel).
Now everything is well
and we think Geda can breeze through high school with her family
dental insurance plan. Geda, of course, can never tell the true
story behind the family dental insurance plan: Margaux tripped
on a banana peel that Geda deliberately placed at the door of
her room, stepping up the pressure for a family dental insurance.
Margaux has new dentures
now, thanks to the family dental insurance she got from us.
Three
dental plans available
Smile, America is saving money!