How Harry Got His Affordable Dental PlansWhen Harry Evans really looked at himself in the mirror one day, he knew he's really grown old. Harry's formerly taut face was now sagging in places. He's got freckles now, too. But the biggest bummer came when he checked his teeth. They were now full of nicotine and looked really awful with the dark stains. A former Navy officer, Harry was, of course, disappointed. Gone are his heartthrob days. The only heart I'll be able to break these days would be my dog's, Harry thought a bit bitterly. Then he had a thought. He's going to delay time. And so Harry went about the business of becoming young again. But he got stuck with his teeth. He doesn't know how to get them worked on without over-stretching his budget. He called up Howard, his grandson, one day. "Grandson, I was wondering if you could help me. Do you remember how stained my teeth looked? I can't afford to have them cleaned now. I've spent all my money on vitamins and jogging gear." "Really, gramps? You dating some hot chick now? Kidding. Did you ever try getting any of those affordable dental plans?" "Didn't try to get any of the Navy's affordable dental plans." "Why don't you try getting one of the affordable dental plans that I got from Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com? I'm sure you can afford one of those affordable dental plans." "Can I buy those affordable dental plans at the grocery store?" Howard laugh could be heard at the other end of the line. "Now. Now, grandson. I know you just yourself circumcised so I'm going to forgive you. But you have to tell me where you got your affordable dental plans." Howard felt flushed at his grandpa's uncircumcised frankness. "Don't worry about it, gramps. I'll get you one of those affordable dental plans. Are you in a rush to get those affordable dental plans?" "Oh, yes. I am in a rush to get those affordable dental plans." Harry hung up the phone, amused at the fact that he can get his grandson to do things for him – including getting affordable dental plans.
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