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Dental
Discount Program
Described In Graphic Violence
Serena Williams, the mighty tennis star, held her dentist in a stand-up headlock. Her pythony arms wrapped around her dentist’s neck and started squeezing the life out of him, “What do you mean when you say my new dental discount program does not cover periodontitis? You diabetic p*mp! My tie-breaker hold on you will snuff out your life forces!” She said in a scathing rage.
The dentist stepped in front of Serena with his left leg, reached
over his right shoulder and grabbed his right arm and then he
pushed his butt up against Serena’s stomach and applied
pressure with his arms. Serena came crashing down on the X-Ray
machine, “It’s one-all now! Serena, like I told you
your dental discount program does not cover periodontitis.
In fact, your dental discount program does not even cover Gingivitis.
So whatcha gonna do about it, toots?” The dentist shouted.
The dentist let fly his fist into Serena’s big kisser. Serene
saw the fist coming and jumped up just in time and the fist landed
on her h**ters. The dentist felt he had just punched an iron wall;
he clutched his hand in pain. Serena seized the moment and she
trapped the dentist in a bear hug. Squeezing every part of his
soul, she said, “You evil motherburper, how dare you insult
my dental discount program like that!” Then Serena grabbed
the dentist’s ankles and yanked hard. The dentist smashed
his face right on the ground. He shouldn’t have started
the discussion on Serena’s dental discount program.
Serena then stomped on his head for about 5 minutes with her high
heeled shoes and gave him 100 Muay Thai complimentary kicks (Khun
Yak Na Pangs) on his spine. No dentist in the world had a right
to abuse her dental discount program! It was advantage Serena
now!
“Serena, calm down. You don’t have periodontitis and
I didn’t mean to insult your dental discount program. I
just said that periodontitis wasn’t covered in your dental
discount program!” The dentist pleaded.
“Oh, why didn’t you say so in the first place!”
Serena was feeling sorry now. The good dentist hadn’t meant
to insult her dental discount program. They kissed passionately
and made up. It was love-all now.
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