Discount Dental Plan: A Cemetery Story

Wenbert Sharks loves going to the cemetery.

No, it's not because he loves to see ghosts. But he's found that the cemetery is a nice place to find women to date. He found his last two dates at the cemetery. They just stood over a tomb and pretended to be vulnerable when Wenbert saw them.

Tonight is another night to be on the prowl for a date. Wearing a long sleeved shirt and jeans, Wenbert stood over the cemetery of the deceased Peter Sanders. After a few minutes, a slim blonde stood over the next tomb. She was carrying with her a pink folder with the label 'great discount dental'.

Wenbert saw the woman to be genuinely grieving when he saw tears stream down her face. He couldn't stand it. He let a few minutes pass before talking to the woman. His curiosity was piqued by the folder labeled great dental.

He cleared his throat. "Uh-hum...."

The woman looked at him.

"I'm sorry, but I'm curious about your pink folder and why it has great dental on it."

She motioned with her head toward the tomb. "It's my client's. He's the only one who got a plan from me. And now I might have to start looking for another job. I'm not able to sell discount dental plans to anyone else."

Wenbert raised his eyebrows. "How so? Everybody needs a dental plan."

The woman's voice cracked. "Most people don't think my dental plans are credible because my teeth look like Roger Rabbit's."

Wenbert had to stifle his laugh. He inched closer towards the woman to see if she really had Roger Rabbit's teeth.

"Well, Just get yourself a plan for yourself to fix your teeth."

The woman blew her nose. Wenbert cringed. He wondered if the woman sold plans for Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com, his discount dental plan provider.

"I can't afford a discount plan."

Silly, girl. You should have gotten a discount dental plan from Cheap-Dental-Insurance.com , Wenbert thought to himself.

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